Yes, I said WTF moments because there are some things you won't understand (or believe) until you are a mom.
Here are 5 things you can only understand if you're a mom:
·You Will Know Every Character/Song From Disney and Nickelodeon- And You Will Hate Them All- I know, you think I'm crazy. How could anyone hate Mickey Mouse or the Paw Patrol? Well, I'll tell you how- from watching them over and over..and over and over...and over and over until you want to gouge your own eyes out-after you put a machine gun to Mickey and his damn clubhouse. Nothing is cute after you watch it for the 1,000th time.
·The Bathroom is Your Best Friend- I know, it sounds odd, almost comical. But just wait until you need 5 minutes to yourself, without hearing your 2-year old singing with the Bubble Guppies. You'll soon discover the bathroom is the ONLY place you can go to escape your darling (but exhausting) little ones.
·The Bathroom is Not Safe- Oh, you may lock the door and try to hide, but guess what? Those little monsters, I mean darlings, won't let that stop them. They will come knocking and banging on that door after 5 minutes (if you're lucky)- and that's just to start.
Once they hit 2 they will start reaching under the door,all while singing those songs you are trying to escape, until you are ready to commit suicide by bubbles.
·Your Kids Will Embarrass You- Need to go shopping? Want to take the kids to the zoo for the day? Go ahead, but prepare for disaster. You think I'm joking but the truth is any kid under 4 is like a bomb, ready to go off at any second.
And they will, just as soon as you have an audience full of judgmental *ssholes to watch. Have those bubbles on stand-by.
·You Will Be That Judgmental *sshole- You are probably shaking your head saying: "oh no, not me", but oh yes, you WILL. Not all the time, but on those days when you can't get M-I-C-K-E-Y out of your head and are feeling less than perfect it will make your day to see another mom losing her sh*t in the supermarket.
It means you are not the only screw-up,yayyyyyy.
So even though you will shake your head with everyone else who's watching her have a meltdown, you'll also throw her a wink, and a bottle of bubbles as you pass her by, because you know it's only a matter of time before that's you ;)